I shot this several months ago, but it fairly accurately sums up my life right now. If you want to get the full experience, just multiply the volume you see here by 100 and add the foulest odor you have ever smelled. Then have someone wake you up in the middle of the night by screaming and pouring this horrific warm liquid all over you.
Now multiply that by two.
I have never been more grateful of the fact that skin is washable than I have been since becoming a mother.
P.S. What is with babies and being completely fine after having thrown up?? Jaden will literally eat it if I give him the chance.